We’ve seen and heard many a story about the annual Parker Western Tube Float on the Colorado River just south of the Parker Dam. This year we thought we’d give it a go. Rather than just grabbing a tube from Costco, (which we thought about doing) we decided to build a float and enter the annual tube float contest.
This year’s theme was “Hawaii” so what better way to show our Hawaiian spirit than to build a floating tiki hut complete with tiki torches, bamboo walls, a palm tree leaf roof, blow up palm tree coolers and even a flowing waterfall off the back. We named her Lulu and man did she kick a$$!
She measured 8 feet wide by 12 feet long with a 6 foot tall roof/canopy. Underneath was 8 truck tire tubes filled to the max with air to maximize our floating potential. Building and decorating was a blast. Between us all, (Mostly Bob) we spent tons of money and many weeks planning and building our float.
5:00 AM – Woke up, got the cafe going and then made our way down to Parker. (Weather was a bit overcast)
6:20 AM – Started assembly of our float down at Bob’s campsite at the Bluewater. 10 of us started the project. Had a few filling tubes up with air, had some tying palm tree leaves to the roof, had a few working on the base…what a morning and what a team!
8:00 AM – Made our way over to Patria Flats Day Use Park. Circled around and got stuck in a very crowded and unorganized parking lot. Ended up parking a few blocks away down towards the fire department.
8:30 AM – Worked hard getting the tubes tied to the base of the float and got our registration bags.
9:00 AM – Started decorations while we had some tasty Breakfast Burritos from Miriam! Float was looking good!
9:30 AM – Worked our way towards the launch ramp. STILL FULL of people trying to get in. Fortunately we had a truck and trailer to move the float!
10:00 AM – Started down the river. WELL, kind of. The wind was blowing up river and there was no current to help push us along. Some kicking manpower was important at this point. (Weather still a bit overcast but getting warm)
10:30 AM – Moved about 15 feet down river. Drank about 15 beers.
11:00 AM – At this point we had already seen about 20 “thumbs up” from people going by in boats and in other tubes. Our float was getting approval and we were feeling pretty good.
12:00 PM – 3:00 PM – Many a drink, a few water fights and some more floating. (and the occasional tow out from the shore)
3:00 PM – Finally had to get towed in from our buddy. Just weren’t making much ground. (Neither were 99% of the tubers)
3:30 PM – Arrived at Bluewater Resort and removed our float from the water. Stayed together great! And people loved coming up to our float for a look over. Even had some people come up and take pictures next to it. We dismantled it and got out of there. (after finding out we weren’t even judged or considered for the contest which was complete crap…yes we are whining!)
4:30 PM – ??? – I really don’t remember past that point.
A few tips the Parker Area Chamber of Commerce forgets to tell you about the “Great Western Tube Float” that you may want to know:
- Parking is out of control past 8:30 am – Nobody helps facilitate parking so everyone parks any place they feel like… so it gets to be fun trying to get in, park and get your float in the water. Get there early so you have a spot to park. (between 7 and 8 am)
- Bring an air compressor – The Buckskin Fire Dept. generously allows you to use theirs but hundreds of people are trying to do that. Bring a portable compressor for your tubes or blow them up ahead of time!
- Float judging – If you want your float judged apparently you have to be down BY THE WATER BEFORE 8:30 AM. If not, you will not be judged. This would have been great to know! Even if the people that gave us our registration bag would have told us this that would have helped. Even if the folks putting this on mentioned it over their loudspeaker we couldn’t hear it because we had to park 2 blocks away from the launch ramp.
- Why pay the $15 registration fee? – More than half the people we floated along with didn’t have wrist bands showing they registered for the event. No need! Many people just grabbed their tubes and jumped in. All you get for the $15 registration fee is a t-shirt. They said that there was a “registered only” place at the Bluewater but this was not the case…open to everyone! If you want the T-shirt though…pay the registration ahead of time. (and make your check out to the Parker Area Chamber of Commerce and mail it in the week before)
- Life jackets not needed – Sure it’s smart to wear a life jacket as you float and drink all day but to state it in the rules that if you don’t wear a life jacket you get disqualified…BS. The winning float this year didn’t have life jackets on nor did anyone else. Bring them but no need to wear, you’ll mess up your tan!
- Towing – If you have a boat or a friend with a boat or jet ski, bring it along. Most people had to get towed due to the lack of water movement.
- Finish line – The finish line party is a joke. Some old guy playing music on a ghetto blaster. You’re better off finding a camp spot or a beach and then partying with others. (if you have anything left)
- Don’t forget to drink water too!
Friends and family can check out our full tube float photo gallery here.
(dp can hook you up with password, etc.)
Written by: David Pruter






